You've Been Blackmailed
Once there was a man named Keetch
He was really a nice guy.
Except the fact that he had a secret
And had to lie.
Head of the veggie club
And his boss for the meat club.
One day he saw a chicken
And decided to eat it.
Oh the pain it causes me to tell you
But he thought that it tastes good.
Suddenly was not Keetch the peach
But now Keetch the omnivore!
His boss needed a spy
And when he saw the half eaten chicken
He tackled Mr. Keetch and shouted
“You’ve been blackmailed!”
My friend and I have found the truth
And though it pains us so
We have told you all the facts
By searching high and low
The Girl
Am I a girl who wears her heart on her sleeves?
One that falls apart when her boyfriend leaves?
Or am I the girl who never trusts what she sees?
The one that won't let anyone in for fear,
That they will loses those dear.
Am I the girl who is misunderstood?
Because she is as tough as oak wood?
Now tell me,
What kind of girl am I?
Love
Love is one of the most wonderful things in this life,
But and the same time can cut some one like a knife.
Is it worth taking the leap?
Down a hill you do not know how steep?
Is it worth the risk of opening up,
And feel as warm as hot chocolate in a cup?
Love is a beautiful thing
Fruits
I named my Peach
Mr. Keetch
Because it looks like a leech.
I named my Apple
Mrs. Rappel
Because she looks like Lady Chapel.
I named my Banana
Anna
Because it reminds my of the capital of Louisiana
As you can see I like to name my fruit
Just like you would name a Californian Newt.
Don?t laugh or snicker or even giggle
For you have not seen my named veggies wiggle!
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Lake
Once I saw a lake
That was owned by drake.
It was a slice of a birthday cake
That was part of a fake bake.
Which was for Jake
For heaven sake!
Confusion
I used a potion
Called motion
To make the ocean
A lotion
For a locomotion.
Only I found out that it was a pond
With my friends I got to bond
And became rather fond
Of a really pointy wan
Search
May be if you look closely
A word may appear within this poem
Given that you have looked at it carefully
I can see it, but
Can you?
Alone in the rain
One day in the middle of May
The angels started to cry
On that same day
One girls hope began to die
Who knew that five words
Could hurt so much as they did
And scatter dreams like birds
Leaving one girl alone in the rain
Rhythms
They say nothing rhymes with orange,
But they do not know one word that does,
It is in fact a door hinge!
No one knows why,
I like my Mediterranean fruit fly.
Or what I am doing,
When it comes to canoeing.
This poem is very random,
But at least it rhythms with memorandum.
I will close of this poem with one more rhythm.
I am out of Time!
A friendship letter
You are the greenest of green grass.
When we are friend we are corn and butter
Without each other we are nothing
When I think of you I am flying
Oh so high
When I see you it is like doing a belly flop of the highest diving board
That hurts so much
And when you sing it reminds me of a dying goose
Crying oh so loud
And in gym when you go jump for the ball
It reminds me of a cow jumping over the moon.
This poem may not rhythms
But are still my best friend
Good bye my friend
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